🌈✌️🌼 IT’S WOODSTOCK DAY, FLOWER PIGLETS! 🌼✌️🌈

Channel your inner—or perhaps past-life—hippie-pigness and travel back to Woodstock, the legendary three-day music festival that brought nearly half a million people to a dairy farm in upstate New York in August 1969. ☮️ 🌸 🍄 🎸🌀 🐹 Come relive those muddy, buggy, blisteringly hot, drug-fueled, what-do-you-mean-there-aren’t-enough-bathrooms? days when some of the era’s greatest musicians took the stage and Woodstock became an enduring symbol of the late-’60s counterculture.

Or… stay comfortably at home, watch the documentaries, be profoundly thankful you weren’t there, and enjoy one of Woodstock’s most unforgettable performers:

🎸⚡🟣 PIGGI HENDRIX! 🟣⚡🎸

A uniquely talented musician, PIGGI was famous for his wild guitar playing—and could even play the guitar with his teeth! 🦷🎸🤯

His set included “Purple Radicchio Haze,” “Voodoo Piglet (Slight Return),” “Foxy Sow,” and, most famously, his extraordinary electric-guitar interpretation of “The Star-Spangled Banner.”

And among all his signature tunes, there’s that rather provocative musical question addressed to a certain human named Joe.

😳 These lyrics would NEVER fly today, folks.

So turn on the lava lamp, break out the bell-bottoms, pass the romaine, and enjoy… 🌈🌀 ☮️ 🌼 🥕 🐹 🎶

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🎸 HEY JOE
(Guinea Pig Approved Version) 🐹✌️🌈

🎶 Hey Joe, where you goin' with that pig in your hand?
🎸 Guitar riff...

Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that pig in your hand?
🎸 Guitar riff again...

I'm goin' down to the veggie patch,
Gonna find some romaine if I can. 🥬
🎸 Guitar riff yet again...

Yeah, I'm goin' down to the veggie patch,
Gonna find some romaine if I can.

🎶 Hey Joe, I heard you wheekin' mighty loud today.
Hey Joe, I heard you wheekin' mighty loud today.

Yeah, I was demandin' carrots, 🥕
But the human walked away.

I said I was DEMANDIN' carrots,
And the human walked away! 😤 🐹

🎸🌀⚡ Wheek at him one more time for me! ⚡🌀 🎸

PEACE and WHEEK! WHEEK! 🐹 📢 🌈 ☮️ 🎶