Hay Rocker Pigs! It's the Traditional Twelfth Day of Christmas! 🐹 🎸 🎸 🥳 🎉 🍕 🍻 🥕
Wheek up and party down with a classic tune to get those four funky feet moving on Twelfth Night ... and try not to trash the hotel room or "shred" the cardboard guitars!
Wheeked to the tune of Rock & Roll Fantasy by Bad Piggy Company, 1979 🥕🎸
"🎵 Here come the wheekers, one, two, three,
Little mouths chewing noisily,
You find you’re popcorning on the number-nine cloud,
Put your paws together now, and wheek it out loud.
Chorus
It’s all part of my guinea pig fantasy, wheek!
It’s all part of my guinea pig dream"
Is your piggy still trashing the cage as a big finish to those Twelve Days of Christmas. If you are the manager, producer, or attorney to superstar piggies, expect some craziness in the cage tonight as your party animals go all out in one big bash! And make sure they eave the cleaning staff a big tip!
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Twelfth Night—celebrated on January 5th or 6th—was the grand finale of Christmas merrymaking, a last, gleeful revel before ordinary life resumed. Traditionally it was a night of topsy-turvy fun: feasting, dancing, disguises, practical jokes, and the crowning of a Lord (or Abbot) of Misrule to preside over sanctioned chaos.
Twelfth Night was most popular from the late Middle Ages fro the 1300s to the mid-1600s!
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#classicrock #guineapigs

Hay Piggies & Pals, remember the "king of Rock and Roll", Elvis Presley, for his birthday today! 🐹 💙 🤍 💙 💽 🕺 🎂 🥕
Got a piggy named Elvis? Does your piggy sound more like Elvi's melodious tunes, or more like the screaming fans in the audience?
Sing it with me, piggies! Wheeked to the tune of "Houndog"!
"🎶 You ain’t nothin’ but a guinea pig,
Wheekin’ all the time,
You ain’t nothin’ but a guinea pig,
Wheekin’ all the time,
Well you ain't never caught a carrot,
You just beg and beg for mine.
Well, you said you were a tough boar
Said you’d stand your ground,
You said you were a strong sow
Said you’d stand your ground,
But when the fridge door opens,
You come runnin’ at the sound.
You ain’t nothin’ but a guinea pig,
Snackin’ all the time,
You ain’t nothin’ but a guinea pig,
Snackin’ all the time,
Well you nap for twenty hours
Then you wheek for hay like a crime."
Put on that sequin suit and swivel those piggy hips today for the
And if you want to see Elvis' debut on the Ed Sullivan show, where he toned down the hips for television, check out the comments!
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t's Rock and Roll Classic Vinyl Wednesday, Piggies! 🎶 💽

Got a classic '70s rock-and-roller for a piggy?

"🎶 Pigs like us ...
Piggy, we were born to scurry ..."

~ Bruce Wheeksteen, Born to Run, 1974

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It's Def Leppard Day, Piggies, with a newly formed tribute cover band for the iconic 80's group, Def Guinea! 🐹 🎶 🎸 🎤 💽 🐆 🥬 🥬 🥬

Sing along to one of their greatest hits, "Pour Some Lettuce on Me!"

"🎶 'm a nibble-lovin' pig, yeah, comin' to dine!
Livin' for the leafy greens, so fine!

Wheeeee-eek!

[Chorus]
Pour some lettuce on me,
Ooh, in the food bowl!
Pour some lettuce on me,
Come on, don't be slow!
Pour some lettuce on me,
Oh, I can't get enough!
I'm a guinea, yeah, a guinea pig king,
Ready to munch on everything!"

Def Guinea, the world’s fluffiest tribute band of Def Leppard, brings rock 'n' roll to the hayloft like you've never seen! With their big, tousled mulleted fur and tiny leather jackets, these guinea pigs are squeaking out the classics. Lead singer Squeaky Joey belts "Pour Some Lettuce on Me" with a high-pitched intensity that sends shockwaves through the barnyard pigloos. Their drummer, Thunder Whiskers Ricky, keeps the beat by thumping on an overturned water bowl, while Fuzzy Phil shreds a carrot like it’s a guitar solo. Fans throw romaine leaves instead of lighters, and the hay is always shaking when Def Guinea takes the stage!

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It's a Rock 'N Roll Classic 80's Thursday, Piggies & Pals! Take a trip back to Atomic Age Stylin' with the P-52s and their massive dance hit "Pig Shack" 🐹 💽 💽 💽 🎙️ 🥕 🥕 🥕
Brought to you by radio KPIG! Wheeky Pig Radio! Bringing you all the top hits, adapted for Guinea Pigs

🎵 “Pig Shack”
(Wheeked to the tune of “Love Shack” by The B-52’s)

🎶 Intro:
If you see a faded sign by the side of the hutch that says
“15 wheeks to the Pig Shack!”

Pig Shack, yeah-yeah! 🐹🎵

I’m rolling down the Carrot Highway,
Looking for that snack-away,
Headed for the snack-away,

I got me a carrier big as a whale,
And we’re wheeking on down to the Pig Shack!
I got me a Hay-sler that seats about twenty,
So hurry up and bring your veggies plenty! 🥕🎶

🐹 Wheek-wheek!
🐹 Wheek-wheek!

🎵 Chorus:
Pig Shack! — it’s a little old place where
We can snack together!
Pig Shack, piggee!
Pig Shack, Pig-gee!
🐹 Wheek it now!

Verse 1:
Pellets in a bowl,
Lettuce on the floor,
Wheekin’ so loud we can’t wheek it no more!
Got a fleece-style bed and a bell that rings,
Step inside — let our back-sides rumble swing!

🐹 Wheek-wheek! Wheek-wheek!

Litter on the mattress
Litter on the highway
Litter on my hooman
Gonna change to fleece now ...

🎵 Chorus:
Pig Shack! — it’s a little old place where
We can snack together!
Pig Shack, piggee!
(Pig Shack, that’s where it’s at!)

🎶 Breakdown / Gnawdown:
Everybody’s munchin’, every pig a-bumpin’,
Litter shavings flyin', humans "oh-my-my-in"
Everybody’s sheddin’, snacks are free,
Chewin’ to the rhythm of a celery beat! 🥬

🐹 Wheek-wheek-wheek!

Final Chorus:
Pig Shack! — it’s a little old place where
We can snack together!
Pig Shack, piggee!
Pig Shack, Pig-gee!

🐹 Wheek it! Wheek it!"

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