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Feb 5


Hip Hop Thursday
It's Hip Hop Snack Attack Thursday, Piggies! Rap-chatter to new hit song, "Where the Wheek is My Human?"
Making the rounds on PigTube, PigTok, and Instapig this extremely fast-paced just dropped song is catching piggy ears and causing whisker twitching everywhere!
Wheeked to the tune of "Where is My Husband?", Raye (2026)
"🎵 I want it, want it, want it, want it, want it
I would like a snack, I would like a snack now
I would like a carrot ring in my frickin' food bowl
I would like a big and shiny carrot that I can toss around
And wheek, and wheek about it
And when the day is here, forgive me gawd, that I could ever doubt it
Until snacktime, I do, I do, I do, I do
Is he about it, 'bout it, 'bout it?
This human is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh
Help me, help me, help me, lord
I need you to tell me
[Chorus]
Baby (Wheek-hoo), where the wheek is my human? (Wheek-hoo)
What is taking him so long ... to feed me-me-me? (Wheek-hoo)
Oh, baby, where the hell is my owner?
Getting lettuce for another? (Wheek-hoo, yeah)
Tell him that my vet said it, tell him my vet said it
"Your human is coming ... "
Chatter Chatter Chatter"
Wheek! Wheek!


