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Mar 22


Wheek Out Day!
It's Sing Out Day, Singers & Pals ... or in Guinea Pig World, Wheek Out Day! 🐹 🎶 🎶 🎶 🥬 🥕
"When in doubt, sing (or wheek) louder!"
Are you amazed at the volume that can be produced by the piggies in your life? That is some furry, fluffy, fortissimo some pigs can produce!
Whether you’ve got a Solo Squeaker 🎤, a Dynamic Duo 🎶🐹 🐹, a Treat-Me Trio 🥕🥕🥕, or a full Cavy Choir 🎼 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹, every guinea pig herd is really a full floofy musical ensemble in disguise.
If you have a musical ear, can you tell which of your piggies is the lead singer? Can you tell which of your pigs generally sounds the Clarion Cavy Call 📣 🐹? Many piggies have a very distinctive wheek!
The question is, however, what sort of song stylists do you have imploring you for a treat!
There is usually a herd-chosen designated wheeker 🎯 🐹, who gets top billing. This can even change when there is shuffling of your cast members. They usually start the vocalizing warm-ups 🎵 and rouse the rest of the cast. But amongst these, you may notice these piggy archetypes:
* Perhaps you have The Diva 🎭 ✨ 🐹.
This pig does not simply wheek—she announces! Her notes arrive early, large, and with absolute conviction, regardless of pitch accuracy. Lettuce delivery becomes a full operatic event 🎶🥬. “WHEEEEEE–EEK!” she proclaims, as if summoning both vegetables and applause 👏. You don’t feed her—you answer her aria.
* Then there is The Jazz Artist 🎷 🐹.
This one doesn’t believe in rigid scales. Notes slide, bend, and wander with smoky lounge confidence 🌙🎶. A little throaty, a little breathy, occasionally experimental—this pig is less concerned with being correct and more interested in being interesting.
* Of course, no herd is complete without The Soprano Specialist 🎼 🔔 🐹.
A pig capable of such piercing, crystalline high wheeks that you briefly question the structural integrity of your glass water bottle 🫙💥. These are the emergency-alert pigs 🚨. They do not request food; they issue a sonic broadcast detectable across several rooms!
* Balanced against them is The Baritone Potato 🥔 🎵 🐹.
This pig produces a lower, more contemplative wheek—less “opera house,” more “thoughtful foghorn” 🌫️📯. It’s the kind of sound that suggests depth, wisdom, and perhaps a slight reluctance to get up unless absolutely necessary 😌.
* And then—inevitably—there is The Silent Director 🎬 👀 🐹.
This pig rarely wheeks at all. Instead, they stare. Intently. Meaningfully. Letting the other pigs do all the work and benefiting from the largesse you provide 🥬 ✨.
Do you have a designated wheeker in your herd? 🤪
Wheek! Wheek!


