"TAKE ME TO YOUR SALAD, EARTH PIGS!" IT'S UFO DAY! 🐹 💚 💚 💚 💚 🥕 🥕 👽 👽 👽

July 2nd is World UFO Day—a time for humans (and guinea pigs) to gaze skyward and ponder extraterrestrial life. According to completely unverified—but highly squeaky—sources, guinea pigs have been quietly monitoring alien activity for decades! Some researchers believe those mysterious midnight wheeks aren't random at all—they're interstellar transmissions on a secret frequency known only as WHEEKDAR™. Coincidence? The pigs refuse to comment.

On July 2, 1947, something crashed on a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico. A few days later, on July 8, the Roswell Army Air Field announced they had recovered a "flying disc," sending newspapers—and imaginations—into orbit. Within 24 hours, however, the military changed its story, explaining it was merely a weather balloon.

Right... a weather balloon.

Decades later, during the 1970s and '80s, the Roswell story returned with claims of a government cover-up. Witnesses came forward, former military personnel shared new accounts, and theories spread that the wreckage had actually been an alien spacecraft—possibly complete with extraterrestrial visitors.

Then, in 1994, the U.S. Air Force released a report explaining the object had really been part of Project Mogul, a top-secret balloon program designed to detect Soviet nuclear tests. As for the alleged alien bodies? They said those were probably anthropomorphic test dummies used in high-altitude experiments.

Uh-huh ...

Pigs remain skeptical and sceptical.

Wheek! Wheek!