Visiting pig relatives coming for Friendsgiving or Herdsgiving this season?

Does your piggy have hostessing tendences and like to make a big pig impression? 🐹 🥕 🍅 🌽 🥬 🥦 🥕 🥕 🥕

Martha Stewart, of course, once ran a little-known spin-off called Martha Stewart Living: Cavy Edition, a magazine devoted entirely to elevating guinea pig entertaining during the Thanksgiving season.

Each holiday issue featured essential advice like how to fold napkins into cavy silhouettes and how to assemble a perfectly poised “veggie turkey” centerpiece that doubles as a snack.

Copies of the magazine rarely survive—though every so often one turns up in a used bookstore, mysteriously chewed around the edges.

Wheek! Wheek!