Arrrgh and Wheek, Piggies! It's "Wheek Like a Piggy Pirate Day! 🐹 🖤 🤍 🖤 🏴‍☠️ 🦜 ☠️ 🏴

If your piggy likes to self-style himself as the Dread Piggy Roberts, prep him or her with this wheekified phraseology:

"Ahoy there, ye scurvy bunch o' hay chewers! 'Tis I, the scourge o' the seven blue-fleeced-lined seas!

Fear me, for I’ve slashed and gnashed and nibbled me way through every lettuce leaf from here to there!

No water bottle be safe, no carrot left untouched. So, ye best be surrenderin’ yer finest celery, or I’ll be takin’ it by force! Arrrrrrgh and Wheek, landlubbers!"

And if you have a yes-man parrot handy! "Squawk! What he said! Squawk!"

Arrgggggh! Wheek! Wheek!