Happy Penguin Day, Piggies & Pals & Penguins & Penguineas! 🐹 🖤 🤍 🖤 🐧 🐧 🐧 🥕

Got a "penguin suit" in the closet? This 1960's slang term for a tuxedo is a nod to the always impeccably dressed penguin! Celebrate the penguins in your acquaintanceship today - from the stately Emperor Penguin, the tallest of them all at about 45 inches (115 cm) and weighing roughly 50–90 pounds (23–40 kg), to the tiny Little Blue Penguin, standing just 10–12 inches (25–30 cm) and weighing a mere 2–3 pounds (1–1.5 kg).

Hmmm ... this poundage sounds just about right. If the guinea pig in your life is an aspiring biologist or natural historian, they may be able to blend in with their aquatic cousins with whom they do share some features, for purposes of scientific research.

If you happen to be in New Zealand or visiting, it's just hop, a skip, and a slightly overconfident wheek-wheek jump), from there to the Antarctic latitudes! Carefully tailored and heated penguin suits (locally sourced, naturally), can transform your piggy into the “Penguinea"! This is your piggy's chance to infiltrate the Antarctic colonies for a penguin-eyed view to learn how these amazing waddling birds spend their days! Hrrrr-onk! Hrrr-onk! 🐧 🐧 🐧