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🎶 🐹 🗓️ I Love My Calendar Pig 🗓️ 🐹 🎶
May 7


Rapper Thursday
Hay Piggies! It's Pop-corn Culture Rapper Thursday! 🐹 💚 🧡 💚 💅 ✂️ 🦛 👠 🎶 🤪 🤪 🤪 🥕
Is your sow or boar a 'big deal' and "Gone-with-the-Wind-fabulous"?
If you have a cooler-than-a-cucumber piggy in your herd, let them "rumble-strut-strut-strut-strut and then sash-hay" around the house to a catchy tune!
Wheeked to the rhythm of "Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels" by Todrick Hall, 2019 (see comment to hear the "pigspiration" tune and get those piggies in the mood for their beauty treatments so that they are runway ready: pedicure (nails), hair trim (hair), weigh-ins, heels (callous foot checks) 😜
"🎶 Say-hay? What did that sow just say?
I don’t dance, I wheek (Wheek!)
I don’t play, I slay (Hay!)
I don’t walk, I strut—rumble strut—and-then-sash-hay (Okay!)
But I don’t snack for free (No!)
Alf-alf-a's not for me, (No ma’am!)
So crinkle that bag for me (Me!)
And I might let you see…
What you gonna let them see?
[Chorus]
My nails, fur, hips, wheeks!
Chonky, donut-lips, squeaks!
Snack me into next week!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!"
Wheek for me! Wheek for me!


