It's Classic Rock Thursday on Radio WPIG and KHAY, Piggies! Put on those headsets for one of Greatest Herd Bands of all time, GUINEA ZEPPELIN! 🐹 📻 💽 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🥕

Wheeked to the tune of "Whole Lotta Love", Led Zeppelin, 1969

Rock on, pigs! 🤘 🥬

🐹🎸 WHOLE LOTTA HAY 🎸🐹


"🎵 You need cool hay, baby,
I’m not foolin’ around,
Need good hay, baby,
Gonna keep you well-fed now.

Way down inside,
Honey, you need it,
I’m gonna give you my hay,
I’m gonna feed you.

Chorus
Wanna whole lotta hay,
Wanna whole lotta hay,
Wanna whole lotta hay,
Wanna whole lotta hay.


You need fresh hay, baby,
With that sweet green smell,
Need good hay, baby,
You know I know it well.

Way down inside,
Honey, you crave it,
I’m gonna fill up that rack,
You’re gonna save it.

Chorus
Wanna whole lotta hay,
Wanna whole lotta hay,
Wanna whole lotta hay,
Wanna whole lotta hay.

Break / Psychedelic Section
Sniff…
Wheek…

You feel that rustle?
You hear that sound?
That’s the bag openin’,
Don’t mess around.

Is it timothy?
Is it orchard grass?
If you walk past my cage,
You better walk back fast.

Final Chorus / Outro
Wanna whole lotta hay,
Gonna munch all day,
Wanna whole lotta hay,
Gonna crunch my cares away.

Whole lotta hay…
Whole lotta haaaaay… "

Far out and Outta Sight! Eat it, don't smoke it, pigs! Who are these herd band members anyway? Well ... our roving piggy reporter has done some research.

Robert “Golden Whisker” Plant — Lead Wheeker
A golden-maned frontpig with a voice powerful enough to summon hay from across the house. Known for dramatic head tilts, soulful wheeks, and clinging fiercely to the mic stand when the crunch gets emotional.

Jimmy “Mystic Nibble” Page — Guitar & Cage Sorcery
Quiet, intense, and devastatingly precise. Master of the double-neck guitar, ancient riff magic, and standing perfectly still while causing absolute sonic chaos. Try to forget about all that occult imagery, I'm sure it doesn't mean anything. 🤪

John Paul “Steady Paw” Jones — Bass, Keys & Order
The calm brain of the herd. Holds everything together with impeccable timing, tasteful notes, and the unshakable confidence of a pig who already planned dinner.

John “Thunder Tummy” Bonham — Drums & Destruction
A force of nature with paws like earthquakes. Plays loud, eats louder, and believes every solo should feel like the cage might tip over.

Considered by some as one of the greatest (cover) bands of all time! Oops, did I say that? Well, they did well with this.

Surely they didn't lift all their material from others in the same way piggies steal from each other's mouths! Hmmm ... enquiring pigs know! 🤪 🤪 🤪

Wheek! Wheek!