🏍️ 🐹 REV UP YOUR CHOPPER — OR YOUR CHOMPERS — PIGGIES! 🐹 🏍️

It’s Motorcycle Riding Day! 🖤 🤎 🤍 ☮️ 🛵 🥕💨

🎶 “Get your motor runnin’
Head out on the highway
Lookin’ for adventure
And whatever comes our way...”

~ Steppenpig, Born to Be Wild & Mild, 1967 😎🐹

Is your guinea pig secretly a member of an outlaw motorcycle club? Does he spend his evenings watching Easy Rider and The Wild One, dreaming of the day he can finally join the Hells Wheekers?

Perhaps there’s a tiny leather vest hidden under the fleece. Maybe that innocent-looking bandana means more than anyone realized. And exactly where does he go after lights-out? 🤨

The Harley-Davidson is famously nicknamed a “Hog” — which makes it an obvious choice for the discerning cavy biker. Nothing says freedom quite like roaring down the open highway with the wind whipping through the fur, ears flapping in the breeze, and a saddlebag stuffed with contraband carrots. 🥕🥕🥕

This particular machine must be the Harley-Davidson Guinea Pig Special Edition: low to the ground, plenty of room for snacks, and capable of going from 0 to WHEEK! in approximately three seconds.

Just remember, piggies: helmets on, paws on the handlebars, carrots securely stowed, and stay on the right side of the law. 🚨🐹

Seen in Santa Barbara, California, a few years ago — and still the only motorcycle I have ever seriously considered riding. 🤪

🎶 "He was born, born to be wild.
But mostly, turned out mild.
Stopping for parsley ...
Hunger's never gonna die ... "🌿🏍️🐹

WHEEK! WHEEK!