f you've gotten your piggy a smart phone, be prepared for a lot of texts! 🐹 📱 🤪 🤪 🤪 🥕
🐹 — “Hey human.”
🥬 — “I am hungry.”
🥒🥒 — “I would like cucumber immediately.”
👂 — “I heard something.”
🧊🚪 — “You opened the fridge.”
🛍️ — “You definitely bought vegetables.”
😠 — “Why is none of this for me?”
🌾🚫 — “Hay alone is NOT enough.”
🐷❤️🫑 — “I deserve love and peppers.”
💔 — “I am deeply disappointed in you.”
🐰👑 — “Even the rabbit gets treated better.”
📋🥬 — “I am filing a formal lettuce complaint.”
🔥🌿☠️ — “BRING CILANTRO OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.”
You may want to reconsider that unlimited data plan ...
Wheek! Wheek!