Wheek and Eeek! It's Ghosts & Goblins Night! 🐹 💚 🖤 💚 👻 👻 👻 👺 👺 👺 ☘️ 🥕

Tonight, take all necessary wheeky precautions!!

When in doubt on these dark nights when spirits roam, carry a stout stick (blackthorn preferred) and an even stouter piggy and wheek loudly to banish those ghosts and goblins! WHEEK-FOL-ROL-DE-DA works quite well according to expert ghostbustsing wheekers! 🐹 👻 👺

Sing it piggies! Wheeked to the traditional tune, "The Rocky Road to Dublin" (adapted for "gobble-in" guinea pigs)


"🎶 In the merry month of October, from me hutch I started,
Left the sows of Tuam nearly broken-hearted,
Saluted Father dear, kissed me darling mother,
Drank a pint of beer, me grief and tears to smother;

Then off to nibble the corn, leave where I was born,
Cut a stout blackthorn to banish ghosts and goblins;
A brand-new pair of brogues, rattling o’er the bogs,
Frightening all the dogs on the rocky road to Dublin.

Chorus:
One, two, three, four, five,
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road,
And all the way to Dublin, WHEEK-fol-lol-de-da!"

Dance pigs, dance!

Wheek! Wheek!