Hay Piggies & Pals, remember the "king of Rock and Roll", Elvis Presley, for his birthday today! 🐹 💙 🤍 💙 💽 🕺 🎂 🥕
Got a piggy named Elvis? Does your piggy sound more like Elvi's melodious tunes, or more like the screaming fans in the audience?
Sing it with me, piggies! Wheeked to the tune of "Houndog"!
"🎶 You ain’t nothin’ but a guinea pig,
Wheekin’ all the time,
You ain’t nothin’ but a guinea pig,
Wheekin’ all the time,
Well you ain't never caught a carrot,
You just beg and beg for mine.
Well, you said you were a tough boar
Said you’d stand your ground,
You said you were a strong sow
Said you’d stand your ground,
But when the fridge door opens,
You come runnin’ at the sound.
You ain’t nothin’ but a guinea pig,
Snackin’ all the time,
You ain’t nothin’ but a guinea pig,
Snackin’ all the time,
Well you nap for twenty hours
Then you wheek for hay like a crime."
Put on that sequin suit and swivel those piggy hips today for the
And if you want to see Elvis' debut on the Ed Sullivan show, where he toned down the hips for television, check out the comments!
Wheek! Wheek!