It's Better Conversations Week! We all need to work on our small talk - or in some cases, very small talk, wheek, wheek! 🐹 🤪 🤪 🤪 🥕
Well, learn something at that next TED Talk and make it powerful with NLP! Don't be fooled, though, humans TED does NOT stand for Technology, Education, Design. We know better!
Neuro-Linguistic PIGramming (NLP) is the breakthrough communication method guinea pigs use to expertly train their humans. By combining strategic wheeks, precision popcorns, and the ancient art of Looking Extremely Cute™ at critical moments, pigs subtly rewire human behavior. A well-timed “I-haven’t-been-fed-in-years” squeal, for instance, can override even the strongest memory that they literally just ate. Experts report that advanced PIGramming practitioners can guide humans to deliver snacks, extend floor-time, and purchase entirely unnecessary fleece tunnels by simply shifting their whiskers. Truly, the human mind is no match for a determined potato with legs and mad skills.
Wheek! Wheek!