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The Guinea Pig Arcade &
Crazy Cavy Fun House
home of the one and only
Sheldon Spencer Sydney Barry
Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
DON'T WHEEK OVER SPILLED MILK, PIGGIES! ACCIDENTS HAPPEN ... ESPECIALLY WITH TWO LEFT FEET!
"Don't cry over spilled milk and definitely don't chatter your teeth over ... uh ... reindeer cheese?"
If crying (or wheeking) over spilled milk (especially skim) seems too mundane or old-fashioned, even as an expression, you now have a choice of other artisan dairy products things to lament over including: yak butter, water buffalo gelato, reindeer cheese, camel milk, kumis (alcoholic horse milk), human cheese, sheep yogurt, moose cheese, goat ice cream, donkey cheese, or pig milk! Good golly, Miss Molly! Pass the almond milk! 🥛🐄 #wheekwheek
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